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Welcome to PMCH Computer Services |
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Error codes in WindowsWinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in dangerError 002: No Error - Yet Error 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file Error 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong Error 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused Error 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive Error 007: System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware Error 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments Error 009: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what happened Error 00A: Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full Error 00B: Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB Error 00C: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! Error 00D: Window closed - Do not look outside Error 00E: Window open - Do not look inside Error 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened Error 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers Error 011: Window open - Do not look outside Error 012: Window closed - Do not look inside Error 013: Unexpected error - Huh ? Error 014: Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of. Error 018: Unrecoverable error - System destroyed. Buy new one. Error 019: User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not! Error 01A: OS overwritten - Please reinstall all software. Error 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will suffer a penalty for that. Error 01C: Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate. Error 01D: System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code. Error 01E: Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. Error 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers. Error 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost. Error 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again. Error 079: Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue. Error 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded. Error 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game? Error 683: Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure. Error 815: Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available. Error 912: Purchase a new copy of Windows today. Old license void. Windows has been deleted. |
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Quick Tips: Remember NEVER open Email attachments unless you know EXACTLY what they are. Watch out for 'Phishing' websites - ones that pretend to be official sites and ask for your password, or even your credit card details. Always use a firewall - Zone Alarm is the best one and there's a free version (see my links page) or there might already be a firewall included with your security software. Computers use electricity, if they're not set up correctly they can use nearly as much power when they're switched off. Always switch them off at the plug. (If everyone did this in the UK we'd need one less power station). Sit properly and take a break, especially when it all starts going wrong - Walk away! |
